Do not be distracted from what we face.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

And no, I think i'm better than you because I am better than you.

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to a hundred.

Nature is a tinkerer, not an inventor.

A gun in your hand makes a fool out of you. A gun in your hand makes a target out of me.

The doer and the thinker, no allowances for the other, as the failing light illuminates the mercenaries creed.

Serious musicians are finding it harder and harder to have a voice in the world of music these days.

To know yourself is the first and most important step in pursuing your dreams and goals.

I've always been drawn to discomfort and that limbo of unease you get between comedy and tragedy.

I don't get drunk, I get a little happy on rare occasion, and I'm probably dancing if I'm that happy.

Every cook has to learn how to govern the state.