Do not give your heart to that which does not satisfy your heart.

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. Don't bother.

I felt like I should salute. If only I knew how.

As the smoke clears, I awaken, And untangle you from me. Would it make you feel better To watch me, while I bleed? All my windows still are broken, But I'm standing on my feet.

Prior to the 1976 Olympics, I was a 5,000m runner.

I figure all any kid needs is hope and the feeling he or she belongs.

I'm on the ground, I've been in swing states, I've been talking to the American people, I've been out there speaking on behalf of Obama's record, I've been in the trenches.

What has worked before is never as good as something that has never been tried before, even if it doesn't work.

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of us has got to go.

If you can't joke about the most horrendous things in the world, what's the point of jokes? What's the point in having humor? Humor is to get us over terrible things.

Without Exception, Begin Every Day of your Life with Gratitude.