Do not have as your motive the desire to be known as a praying man. Get an inner chamber in which to pray where no one knows you are praying shut the door and talk to God in secret.

We have to pray with our eyes on God, not on the difficulties.

The remarkable thing about God is that when you fear God, you fear nothing else, whereas if you do not fear God, you fear everything else.

The great thing about faith in God is that it keeps a man undisturbed in the midst of disturbance.

We look upon prayer simply as a means of getting things for ourselves, but the biblical purpose of prayer is that we may get to know God Himself.

The greatest test of a man's character is his tongue.

We pray when there's nothing else we can do; Jesus wants us to pray before we do anything at all.

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God.

Faith is deliberate confidence in the character of God whose ways you cannot understand at the time.

When a man is at his wits' end it is not a cowardly thing to pray, it is the only way he can get in touch with Reality.

Holiness, not happiness, is the chief end of man.

In all things... .strive for perfection - settle for excellence

Whats the worst that could happen?! The worst that could happen is he could cut off your legs and use them to make stilts that look like legs!

I am! I have come through! I belong!

I am convinced that it will not be long before the whole world acknowledges the results of my work.

The imagination is the most real world that we know because we each know it first hand.

I would love to work with Kristin Wiig one day. I find her hilarious, and I totally idolize her.

I found, especially with stand-up, that if a premise works, you can make the joke work. If a premise doesn't work, you can't force it to.

I voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger 'cause I figured he can go back in the future. Put that in the act.

Vitellius would've given Percy an hour-long lecture on the subject, probably with a PowerPoint presentation.

It is only by means of purity of mind can you come close to the Lord.