Do not let any sweet-talking woman beguile your good sense with the fascinations of her shape. It's your barn she's after.

Never make a companion equal to a brother.

It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus.

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.

Observe due measure, for right timing is in all things the most important factor.

Love, who is most beautiful among the immortal gods, the melter of limbs, overwhelms in their hearts the intelligence and wise counsel of all gods and all men.

The artist envies what the arties gains, The bard the rival bard's successful strains.

It will not always be summer: build barns.

Happy is the man whom the Muses love: sweet speech flows from his mouth.

Bacteria: The only culture some people have.

If you add a little to a little and do this often, soon the little will become great.

God is the Father of Jesus Christ.

Dreams are a beautiful bride that holds our hands to enter a world more gloriousthan this one.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

I'm grateful for the people who watch everyday because if the viewers don't tune in, I don't have a job and I know that.

The Loch Ness monster doesn't exist either. Loch Ness is just not big enough to hide a thirty foot amphibian or reptile for hundreds of years.

wholly to be a fool while Spring is in the world my blood approves, and kisses are a far better fate than wisdom lady i swear by all flowers.

A white man killed the mules and our cows that knocked us right back down. And things got so tough then I began to wish I was white.

بالدم نكتب لفلسطين We write with the blood for Palestine

She is a winsome wee thing, She is a handsome wee thing, She is a bonny wee thing, This sweet wee wife o' mine.

I love guns. I love shooting guns.