Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.

There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.

He didn't look like a soldier at all. He looked like a filthy flamingo.

Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.

Perhaps I am the turtle, able to live simply anywhere, even underwater for short periods, with my home on my back.

About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.

You ought to be blowing me kisses, wench.

The past never went away and it was not designed to do so. It would always be there, and it should be acknowledged.

Try to smile, everything will be fine.

He that hath pity upon the poor lendeth unto the Lord.

We love the flexibility that print and digital formats give us, and diving deep on a print feature can be one step in a longer project that generates a lot of digital stories.

Friends share our pain and touch our wounds with a gentle and tender hand.

Jesus never instructed men to do what was right because it was right; yet this is the true reason why they should do it.

We really don't have a policy [on climate change]. There's a lot of rhetoric and not a lot of action.

There is no free market for oil.