Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

But sometimes even people who care about each other need some time apart.

The satisfactions people derive from what they do are determined to a large degree by their self-evaluative standards

Is there anybody alive out there?

With an annual investment of $66 billion by 2007, we can save 8 million lives each year.

Basically, what happened was, I had moved out to Los Angeles, I was pretty damn lazy and I put on some pounds.

Great players make great plays.

Everyone experiences tough times, it is a measure of your determination and dedication how you deal with them and how you can come through them.

I am one who eats breakfast gazing at morning glories.

I, as a human, do not become the power or love or wisdom of God; I merely contain Him who is all these, and everything.