Do not make your current partner pay for the crimes and misdemeanors of your previous partners.

Unsolicited advice is always self-serving.

People don't change when they don't acknowledge their actions.

Climb aboard life's elevator, hit the "up" button, and see where it takes you.

Sometimes the way through someone's tough outer shell is to do something obvious, thoughtful and sweet.

This is a tough situation. But it is what it is, and time has an amazing way of knitting together solutions as long as everybody stays calm and resolves to be as gentle and patient as possible.

Bullies never want to acknowledge their own actions. They want to move through life without reflection or apology.

Ask 10 people about their family relationships and at least five of them will report an estrangement.

When you are criticizing someone, you should speak only to your own experience - not others'.

Bullies often act out by marshaling aggression to cover up for insecurity.

When the choice is between a demanding relationship and a vintage pickup truck, I'll choose the truck every time.

I pissed away over ten million dollars On dope and crack I passed away deader than a door knob But now I'm back

The status quo sucks.

How can we expect a harvest of thought who have not had a seedtime of character?

We want to be making clear that if [Donald Trump] tries to deliver on his word, that we will be there to say no.

I've never really acquired any facility for working on the computer, though one day I think I would like to. My generation just barely missed it, which I don't think is a good thing or a bad thing.

Every one can remember that which has interested himself.

I do not wonder at a snowflake, a shell, a summer landscape, or the glory of the stars; but at the necessity of beauty under which the universe lies.

I consider myself a sit-down comedian really, as much as anything else. I love comedy. Life is a cosmic joke.

If you want to be a stand-up comedian or an artist, you move to New York.

The weariest and most loathed worldly life, that age, ache, penury and imprisonment can lay on nature is a paradise, to what we fear of death.