Do not offer a compliment and ask a favor at the same time. A compliment that is charged for is not valuable.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Anger was better than weeping.

The world unwraps itself to you, again and again as soon as you are ready to see it anew.

Acting is easy and fun. You earn a lot of money, and you bang out with girls. The profession is given tremendous significance within our society, but it's not really worthy of it.

In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone

I did not write half of what I saw, for I knew I would not be believed

Slightly forgettable movies can sometimes make great musicals.

In reality, the main thing that keeps me awake at night is probably the destruction of the planet that's what gets me pretty upset.

Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.

Genius is the very eye of intellect and the wing of thought; it is always in advance of its time, and is the pioneer for the generation which it precedes.