Do not tell me what I can and cannot do. I'll be as asian as I want to (Stretches his eyes in a racist manner).

I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.

I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It’s a shame.

And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps

I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape.

Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.

The video of 'Paranoid Android' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.

I grew up under Thatcher. I grew up believing that I was fundamentally powerless. Then gradually over the years it occurred to me that this was actually a very convenient myth for the state.

It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.

The more you try to erase me The more, the more The more that I appear

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

O brave new world, That has such people in ’t!-Miranda

Law is always better than war.

When you create a fence, you keep people out, but you also limit your mobility.

Michelle Obama gives a speech, and everyone loves it. It's fantastic. They think she's absolutely great. My wife, Melania, gives the exact same speech... And people get on her case.

We need law and order in America.

I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.

I deny that either singers or conductors can "create" or work creatively - this, as I have always said, is a conception that leads to the abyss.

One day, God said 'Let there be prey.' And he created pigeons, rabbits, lambs and Gene Wilder.

You know, I had no trouble with the girls.

Each pursues his own theory, little solicitous to correct or improve it by an attention to what is advanced by his opponents.