Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

We would never have gained the knowledge if it wasn’t meant to be used.” Jo was in teacher mode, and so we began to dance.

She wonders if this is what people call falling in love, the desire to be with someone for every minute of the rest of her life so strong that sometimes she is frightened of herself.

The love of liberty is the love of others the love of power is the love of ourselves.

It is necessary to fall in love... if only to provide an alibi for all the random despair you are going to feel anyway.

The Ninety-Ninety Rule of Project Schedules - the first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent.

My first car was a 1977 Oldsmobile Delta 88. Ugly car. More ugly on this car than a Rolling Stones group photo.

Young, dumb, lookin' in the mirror tryin' to figure out who I’m gonna be this year.

Whatever sentence will bear to be read twice, we may be sure was thought twice.

Once you arrive {at a spontaneous awareness of the Great Oneness}, remember: it isn't necessary to struggle to maintain unity with it. All you have to do is participate in it.

The king of comedy is dead. Richard Pryor was the king of comedy. The rest of them are the king of copycats.