Do the one thing you think you cannot do. Fail at it. Try again. Do better the second time. The only people who never tumble are those who never mount the high wire. This is your moment. Own it.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Turn your wounds into wisdom.

‎The biggest adventure you can take is to live the life of your dreams.

Money is worth nothing if it can't buy you the opportunity to love more.

I don't believe in failure. It is not failure if you enjoyed the process.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.

The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.

Let excellence be your brand... When you are excellent, you become unforgettable. Doing the right thing, even when nobody knows you're doing the right thing will always bring the right thing to you.

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on.

Hopes are so well constructed, so monstrously dashed!

Because being assaulted with maxi pads is a great way to win friends and influence people.

The only way to retrieve a secret, once known, is to replace it with a lie.

When I am holding a water balloon, so many things look so unnecessarily dry.

I want to feel lucky every night when I go onstage, and not feel like, 'Oh, great, here we go again.

I hate being looked at. Can't stand it. I know, I know - I picked the wrong career.

For me a stained glass window is a transparent partition between my heart and the heart of the world.

Everything in the universe is a pitcher brimming with wisdom and beauty.

Suburbia is too close to the country to have anything real to do and too close to the city to admit you have nothing real to do.

Living things have no inertia, and tend to no equilibrium.