Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Science is the process of obscuring the marvelous with explanations.

I don't date as an active activity anymore because the work of loving myself is enough.

You love your child for who the child is, not as an extension of your identity or as an example of your good parenting or even as a companion.

Independence may be found in comparative as well as in absolute abundance I mean where a person contracts his desires within the limits of his fortune.

You — you strange — you almost unearthly thing! — I love as my own flesh. You — poor and obscure, and small and plain as you are — I entreat to accept me as a husband.

And that's Aston Villa's first league goal since their last one.

Sometimes you have to do a role that might not be the most interesting, but it will set you up for doing roles that you want to do.

The intuitive, the expressive, the un-measurable, the intensely personal have never found a satisfactory place in the curriculum, in assessment, in the publics esteem.

Moms Mabley said you have to say good things about the dead. I say, 'He's dead. Good.'

I didn't have a sweet tooth, but I liked butter, and I liked sauces, and I liked wine and curry and cheeses.