Do unto the other feller the way he'd like to do unto you, and do it fast.

If I've done anything I'm sorry for, I'm willing to be forgiven.

A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog.

I reckon there's as much human nature in some folks as there is in others, if not more.

The only man who can't change his mind is a man who hasn't got one

They say a reasonable amount o' fleas is good for a dog - it keeps him from broodin' over bein' a dog mebbe.

The only man who can change his mind is the man who's got one.

The only man who can't change his mind is a man who hasn't got one.

I reckon there's as much human nature in some folks as there is in others if not more.

If things go wrong, you don't have to accept you made a bum decision.

To be excited is still to be unsatisfied.

You never know what you can do until you have to do it.

NAFTA stripped us of manufacturing jobs. We lost our jobs. We lost our money. We lost our plants. It is a disaster.

Mrs. Ballinger is one of the ladies who pursue Culture in bands, as though it were dangerous to meet it alone.

As a writer you can and should expect to hear conflicting responses to your story.

I knew words were like chains, they held me back . . . the act of description taints the description.

The Gun Control Act of 1968 was passed, not to control guns, but to control blacks.

More people are flattered into virtue than bullied out of vice.