Do what you must, And your friends will adjust.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Don't you just hate that, you meet a girl she seems pretty nice, you tell all your friends and before you know it she turns out to be a vampire, don't you just hate it when that happens?

The spirit partly lies in physical body, the rest of it is still waiting to be refitted.

I fear explanations explanatory of things explained.

I am inclined to think -' said I. 'I should do so,' Sherlock Holmes remarked impatiently.

A major stimulant to creative thinking is focused questions.

The most important thing to do for me physiologically is to sleep when I'm tired. I love to sleep and it's very restorative.

I just find it thrilling, especially when I totally lock in to the person that I am doing and I'm really flying... I suppose I am hiding myself when I sing as these other people.

Road rage is the expression of the amateur sociopath in all of us, cured by running into a professional.

Cruel children, crying babies, All grow up as geese and gabies, Hated, as their age increases, By their nephews and their nieces.

If everyone thinks you're doing the right thing, then everyone would be doing it. Have a controversial strategy.