Do what you must, but do it well, above all enjoy yourself!

I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.

There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresponds to scoring a century be fore lunch.

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.

If the money's right, I'll do a film.

At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it.

I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?

When I'm, like, 30, I want to go off the map, have a family and live in Malibu with a farm, and just raise my own chickens.

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.

I never met a chocolate I could not eat.

A beach house isn't just real estate. It's a state of mind.

Thank heavens, the sun has gone in and I don’t have to go out and enjoy it.

Father God, we just ask You to open Your wide, wide arms and look down upon us, Lord, and lead us, and let us know what we should do to stop this, this terrible, terrible holocaust.

I'm attracted to creative people and train wrecks, and there's no shortage of that in Los Angeles.

I think a lot about the past, it's true. But at my age, the past is more present than the here and now. And there is not much percentage in the future.

Policies are judged by their consequences but crusades are judged by how good they make the crusaders feel.

Personal hatred and family affection are not incompatible; they often flourish and grow strong together.