Do what you need to do and enjoy life as it happens.

Engrave this in your brain: EVERY WRITER GETS REJECTED. You will be no different.

If you want me to treat your ideas with more respect, get some better ideas.

I am not responsible for actions of the imaginary version of me you have inside your head.

I didn't mind getting old when I was young. It's the being old now that's getting to me.

Part of what makes us human is what we mean to other people, and what people mean to us.

I thought I saw him once, but it turned out to be a yeti

There's a difference between the fact that the universe is inherently unfair on a cosmic level, and the fact that life is unfair because people are actively making it so.

When you're a teenager and you're in love, it's obvious to everyone but you and the person you're in love with.

Christianity is a fine religion and I wish more Christians practiced it.

Don’t discount that part of who he was just because you didn’t know it. None of us are all of who we are to any one person.

Politics devoid of ethics does not further human welfare, and life without morality reduces humans to the level of beasts.

A man thinks all dust stays outdoors.

Don't wait till tomorrow to start your dream. Moreover, didn't you say yesterday that you would start today?

Mrs. Lynde says, 'Blessed are they who expect nothing for they shall not be disappointed.

Before, I could only guess oh who I was. Now, thanks to my art, I know who I am.

Tonight this fool's halfway to heaven and just a mile outta hell And I feel like I'm comin' home.

Being willing is not enough. We must do.

You want society to accept you; but you can’t even accept yourself.

I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn't kill anyone.

I always had the sense of being in the spotlight, being on stage, being looked at.