Do what you think is right and apologize later.

Nothing happens until I make it happen.

If you want to hear Him say, 'Well done,' you need to do something well.

Don't pity this sinful world!Just pity those who made it so!

Enjoy this moment. This moment is your precious life.

One man's Mona Lisa is another man's velvet Elvis.

I have at least, as I hope, done good service in aiding to overthrow the dogma of separate creations.

When I was doing standup, I always wanted to get out of the standup world and take it back into the theatrical world, like with "No Cure For Cancer."

An editor should have a pimp for a brother so he'd have someone to look up to.

When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke.

I fell completely in love with acting. I guess I was bitten.

Grace comes to forgive and then forgive again.

It's much harder to bring about socialism through legal means, because there are so many possibilities for opposition.