Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Pain in your past will become power in your future. So make suffering essential.

The more mechanical becomes the weapons with which we fight, the less mechanical must be the spirit which controls them.

Whether it's coming from FDR or it's coming from Ronald Reagan, if the idea is right for the times then we're gonna apply it. And things that don't work we're gonna get rid of.

Washington has a mysterious power to turn perfectly reasonable, wholesome, well-meaning human beings into equivocating crooked gasbags.

Sometimes a song just has to cater to whatever's goin' on. A well-written song is a song that stays true to the subject.

God gives each his due at the time allotted.

We do not know what really good or bad fortune is.

I find it fascinating that most people plan their vacation with better care than they do their lives. Perhaps that is because escape is easier than change

The only way to cure the disease is to find happiness and meaning now.

I am not against hasty marriages where a mutual flame is fanned by an adequate income.