Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know nothings gonna go right?

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

If people spend years trying to prove that you are less than it's because you are more than enough and they feel threatened. You are more than people's opinions.

Some facts should be suppressed, or, at least, a just sense of proportion should be observed in treating them.

I write poetry anyway and have for years and years. For me, putting fiction and poetry together is like the best of both worlds.

With the possible exception of having more pleasing lines to the eye while in flight, the monoplane possesses no material advantage over the biplane.

One thing that drives me nuts... well, let me ask you, when writers write do they not use quotation marks anymore?

Can we expect the redemption of the world from scholars? I doubt it. But the time has come for all artists to join together as a confederation in an eternal league.

I have to use other things to help my tennis, like my brain. But I believe that, even when your muscles are not so fast, with the brain and with concentration you can compensate.

The only way to pass any test is to take the test. All tests on every level are always repeated one way or another until you pass.

I'm finished with something, but I'm not beginning anything. That's wrong. When you finish something, you ought always to begin something new.

For the land, the sea is beautiful; for the sea, the land is beautiful!