Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

Love is not the perfect match, love is the connection between two people.

When you want to become great, you have to know what to do, I mean you must first determine what you were born to do.

I believe photography is a tool to express our positive assessment of the world. A tool to acquire ultimate happiness and belief.

As a traditionally risk-averse nation, India has rarely been at the forefront of innovation. Indian companies have mostly imitated others and became very good at it.

It is easy to condemn, it is better to pity.

My goal has not ever been to change minds, my goal is to open minds.

I don't care what any writer says about me ... I just want to play my game.

Women aren't the problem but the solution. The plight of girls is no more a tragedy than an opportunity.

Fair is not fair, but that which pleaseth.

Mountain climbing was my original sport ... and I've never tired from the satisfaction of getting to the top of a mountain.