Do you know because I tell you so, or do you know, do you know.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop

Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.

A vegetable garden in the beginning looks so promising and then after all little by little it grows nothing but vegetables, nothing, nothing but vegetables.

You'll be old and you never lived, and you kind of feel silly to lie down and die and to never have lived, to have been a job chaser and never have lived.

You are all a lost generation.

America is my country and Paris is my hometown.

In the morning there is meaning, in the evening there is feeling.

Love: the skillful audacity required to share an inner life.

What was the use of my having come from Oakland it was not natural to have come from there yes write about it if I like or anything if I like but not there, there is no there there.

That is what you are. That's what you all are...All of you young people who served in the war. You are a lost generation.

Mediocrity is a pit that swallows people who have rested on seats of complacency for long.

A love you always have to fight for isn't worth it

When I turned 60, it didn't bother me at all.

I am a temperance Republican down to my toes.

There is nobody that's ever going to fill Ted Kennedy's shoes, and that's a tall order for somebody in the family to try to live up to.

We do not so much want books for good people, as books which will make bad ones better.

Television is what we're all very attracted to because that's where the best writing and the best characters are.

It was two weeks before Christmas. A slow time of year for raising the dead.

Oh, I know what the ladies like.

My theory is that comedy comes from little people.