Do you know what I like about your program? Even when I'm running the vacuum, I can understand it.

When a man and a woman see each other and like each other they ought to come together - wham - like a couple of taxis on Broadway, not sit around analyzing each other like two specimens in a bottle.

We've become a race of Peeping Toms. What people ought to do is get outside their own house and look in for a change. Yes sir. How's that for a bit of homespun philosophy?

Intelligence. Nothing has caused the human race so much trouble as intelligence.

If there's anything worse than a woman living alone, it's a woman saying she likes it.

Nobody ever invented a polite word for a killing yet.

We fly with our dreams, we fall with our hesitations!

The deal with multiculturalism is that the only culture you're allowed to disapprove of is your own.

Beggars can't be choosers. We don't have all the money in the world. So anyone who wants to be in the band and be broke - that's their own death wish.

all history shows that the hand that cradles the rock has ruled the world, not the hand that rocks the cradle!

Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.

He who possesses art and science has religion; he who does not possess them, needs religion.

We are not for everyone and everyone is not for us. The question is, 'If we cannot be with another, can we at least not hurt them? Can we, at least, find a way to coexist?'

Contrary to what the politicians and religious leaders would like us to believe, the world won't be made safer by creating barriers between people.

We are going to sign a treaty with Mexico. We are competing internationally. We need another international airport for international cargo, international travel, international businesses.

Some folks believe that global warming doesn't exist and that the environment doesn't need any help. I tend not to listen to them.