Do you know what the Negro is? Animal right out of the jungle. Passion. Welfare. Easy life. That's the Negro.

Each writer is born with a repertory company in his head.

Sleeping is no mean art. For its sake one must stay awake all day.

It doesn't take a year to sing a song. Takes a year for people to figure out how to market it.

Long gone are the days when hospital stays and surgeries made up the bulk of seniors annual medical expenses.

I'm not here to be good. I'm here to be great.

A movie in production is the greatest train set a boy could ever have.

I have 40 pounds to lose. It is not the fault of the fast food people, and anyone who's trying to sue the fast food places needs a therapist, not an attorney.

You can't always get the perfect moment. Sometimes, you just have to do the best you can under the circumstances.

Everyone, he went on, speaks a language he does not understand, but which now and then is understood by others. That is enough to permit one to exist and at least to be misunderstood.

I've always felt if my nose were more crooked, critics would focus more on my acting.