Do you know what we call opinion in the absence of evidence? We call it prejudice.

Like all trial attorneys, he knew the importance of not dressing too well.

Extrapolating from the statistical growth of the legal profession, by the year 2035 every single person in the United States will be a lawyer, including newborn infants.

You can't get decent Mexican food in DC.

When you have a strongly held belief, don't you think it's important to express that belief accurately?

The nasty little apes that call themselves human beings can do nothing except run and hide.

Expectation works in mysterious ways---and totally unconsciously.

Nobody dares to solve the problems-because the solution might contradict your philosophy, and for most people clinging to beliefs is more important than succeeding in the world.

False fears are a plague, a modern plague!

Sometimes I think everyone's an attorney.

Because they are ignorant and their parents are ignorant. Because they don’t know any better.” Pastel Orphans

Panty Melter: an exceedingly rare species of man blessed with so many desirable attributes he effortlessly gains access into a girl's panties.

Cleaning your house while your children are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

Religion is the way we honour our ancestors' errors.

I'm so accustomed to being alone.

I knew that discrimination existed, even though there were many individuals who were not prejudiced.

Help the man-in-the-street make sense of the bewildering.

If you will not lend me the money, how can I pay you?

Violating the 4th Amendment guarantees against illegal searches and seizures is not the way to solve crime problems.