Do you qualify to be alive or is the limit of your senses so as to survive?

George Jones may be gone but his music will live on forever. What a great voice and a great friend.

Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.

Everything is beautiful in its own way.

People will remember a good comedy song a lot longer than they would some of the so-called straight love songs.

The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential.

Whatever you think, don't never, unless you will.

Take your love and put it where the sun don't shine.

I had no idea that I could sustain a career as an artist. But, I loved music and wanted to be in the music business.

If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it oughta be enough for Uncle Sam.

Take the wonder drug that cures all your ills, take Jeremiah Peabody's polyunsaturated, quick dissolving, fast acting, pleasant tasting, green and purple pills.

all people start tocome apart finallyand there it is:just empty ashtrays in a roomor wisps of hair on a combin the dissolving moonlight.

Smile and the world smiles with you, cry and you cry alone.

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task.

Where the world ceases to be the scene of our personal hopes and wishes, where we face it as free beings admiring, asking and observing, there we enter the realm of Art and Science.

He [Doanald Trump] had no business being president of the United States.

I'm into video games, but only real specific lame video games.

Human history is in truth nothing but the history of the slow, uncertain, and surprising fulfillment of the Promise.

Victories that come cheap are cheap. Those only are worth having which come as the result of hard fighting.

Well, maybe at home I don't have the best image.

Yet, do thy worst, old Time; despite thy wrong, My love shall in my verse ever live young.