Do you still believe it impossible we exist? You didn't actually think you were the only inhabited planet in the universe. How can any race be so stupid?

I've never understood the point of ecstasy. I think if I wanted to get dehydrated and jump about with a load of people I've never met before I could go to a Methodist barn dance.

I have a million things to talk to you about. All I want in this world is you. I want to see you and talk. I want the two of us to begin everything from the beginning.

Both the cockroach and the bird would get along very well without us, although the cockroach would miss us most.

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

I was always hungry for love. Just once, I wanted to know what it was like to get my fill of it -- to be fed so much love I couldn't take any more. Just once.

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking.

I was always into very androgynous things. Guys, girls... I'm into androgyny in general.

All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

Never draw anything you can copy, never copy anything you can trace, never trace anything you can cut out and paste up.

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.

Each day brings its own miracles. May your hearts and mind be open to daily miracles.

There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money and that is to enjoy earning it.

Low expectations is the key to happiness in life.

The less of one's life one must exchange for money, the more freedom one may enjoy.

The sun shines upon good and bad alike.

I don't have a shred of regret about entering the exchange-rate mechanism.

Science can give us knowledge, but it cannot give us wisdom. Nor can religion, until it puts aside nonsense and distraction and becomes itself again.

It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.

The senior bankers have obviously decided that it is in their financial interest to repeatedly violate the law.

I've made this statement many times: If I would have to do it over again, I would have made known the forthcoming Tet Offensive.