Do you think Arabs are dumb? They gave us our numbers. Try doing long division with Roman numerals.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.

There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.

He didn't look like a soldier at all. He looked like a filthy flamingo.

Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.

Perhaps I am the turtle, able to live simply anywhere, even underwater for short periods, with my home on my back.

About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.

You are not easily forgotten.

But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know.

I provide a little comic relief.

I'm not a model - I have curves. I find things that accentuate my body, a woman's body, and I always wear things that I feel comfortable in.

I can show you new things, have you feeling spiritual.

You can be deeply non-serious and still focused, disciplined, and on task.

It is what people actually did in the stock market that counted - not what they said they were going to do.

I love Merion and I don't even know her last name.

Of course we fight. What sisters don't battle?

If I weren't in the band, I would be a fan.