Do you think Patrick Swayze now goes up behind people in pottery classes and hugs them just to crack up other ghosts?

We're not in an information age anymore. We're in the information management age.

Nerds get caught up in minutiae, because there is a tremendous and fulfilling sense of control in understanding every single detail of a thing more than any other living creature.

Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It's F = ma. So it is actually one of the most science-y sports, because it literally is just a ball and a surface and objects to knock down.

When you hang around a lot of comedians long enough, you realize there's a certain gene, in every comedian. It's why we get hyper-analytical about things.

I do seem like the kind of guy who'd be obsessive about Rubik's Cubes.

No matter what tricks you use or what decisions you make, go easy on yourself as someone who's on a never-ending quest for improvement.

Steal moments of happiness if you have to, and then collect them until they are the dominant images in your psyche.

I almost think of nerd brains as rattlesnake venom; like, you can milk it. You can milk the pulpy venom out of the nerd brain and use it for good if you want to.

Humans cannot produce viable offspring with our closest animal cousin: the chimpanzee. We cannot impregnate a chimp. So you know what that means? No condoms.

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult.

I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

You've only just discovered you have a heart. Let it beat a little.

Still round the corner there may wait, A new road or a secret gate.

If you practise deceit it will burrow down into dark places and change you. Spoken by Boaz to his daughter, Star.

The future of our society today lies in the legacy we leave behind for our children.

I would never stay in office against the will of the people. My ethics and patriotism do not allow me to do so.

MF Doom is like so out-of-the-box and just crazy…

Democracy in our time is more likely to die of indifference than of intolerance.

The most creative people have learned to tolerate the slight discomfort of indecision for much longer and so, just because they put in more pondering time, their solutions are more creative.

I'm really not a trend promoter because I feel that people push trends on people they shouldn't.