Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Trust the perception not the presentation.

When a man is ill nothing is so important to him as his own illness.

I wanted to [share] what a gracious kind of guy George Mitchell was.

I like hats that make the heart beat faster.

I'm one of those always busy type of people, so when there's a lull, I find something to fill it.

What do people really believe in any more apart from sport and music?

Dmitri was in my arms.

The basic premise of my system is to fatigue your opponents with constant pressure defensively and constant movement offensively.

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

The sin under all other sins is a lack of joy in Christ.