Do you think it's possible for an entire nation to be insane?

The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.

The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?

It's lies. It's all lies. Some of them are just prettier than others, that's all. People see what they think is there.

It's not lying when you do it to officers!

This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes you could threaten to kick the handsome prince in the ham-and-eggs.

There was this about vampires : they could never look scruffy. Instead, they were... what was the word... deshabille. It meant untidy, but with bags and bags of style.

Who shall I shoot? You choose. Now, listen very carefully: where's your coffee? You've got coffee, haven't you? C'mon, everyone's got coffee! Spill the beans!

Maladict had hallucinations, but Wazzer had a certainty you could bend steel around. It was the opposite of a hallucination, somehow. It was as if she could see what was real and you couldn't.

Ankh-Morpork is a godless city--''I thought it had more than three hundred places of worship?' said Maladict. city', he recovered.

A woman always has half an onion left over, no matter what the size of the onion, the dish or the woman

If you can sit with your pain, listen to your pain and respect your pain — in time you will move through your pain.

Once a year I need to hear you tell me how proud you are of me for growing a little more.

The BoDs play the significant role in both Management Innovation and Innovation Management.

Arrogance is a creature. It does not have senses.It has only a sharp tongue and the pointing finger.

I spend a lot of time balancing between faith and disbelief.

I love babies. I could take care of them for all the days of my life and I'd be happy. It is for sure passion No. 1.

Can the perpetrator of a "senseless" crime use transcendence as a defense?

He regards boredom, I observe, as the One and Mighty Enemy of his soul. And will succeed in conquering it, I am sure—if he survives the experience.

Liberty is a political firewall that limits the damage government can do to the individual.

Crosby is a great player, but I'd have to say Ovechkin, who is also a great player but doesn't have the same kind of support, and who does something great on almost every shift.