Do you wanna be really really awesome? Just keep watching me.

I think it's my motivation and my dedication to prove everyone wrong whenever they tell me I can't do something.

It's not willing to settle for anything less than success.

I'm the type of person that likes to give people a hard time, and I enjoy doing little pranks. If I see someone getting a little aroused I have to keep pushing that button.

In my very first Wrestlemania match, I won. 17 wins from tying the Undertaker. Don't laugh.

I'm from Cleveland. I like thunderstorms; I like a little rain in my life.

What does Justin Bieber have that I don't?!

I'm The Miz and I'm awesome!

You all sound like a bunch of ducks! What? What? What? What? Shut up while I'm talking!

No, listen to me! Look in my eye. You need to beat Randy Orton.

Some people said I was annoying, but now look how far we've come.

God predetermine the path for each sacred soul.

How the waves of the sea kiss the shore!

Pure philanthropy is very well in its way but philanthropy plus five percent is a good deal better.

You know, I'm allowed to f--king date, I haven't seen this guy in three years. We're in the middle of a divorce. For a woman, she has to wait. For a man, who cares? That's what it's painted as.

It can often happen that motherhood can really stop a lot of women in their tracks and I wanted to try and keep working through that as much as I could.

If you stop to be kind, you must swerve often from your path.

My parents taught me a long time ago that you win in life with people, and that's important, because if you hang with winners, you stand a great chance of being a winner.

Could we see when and where we are to meet again, we would be more tender when we bid our friends goodbye.

Yeah, and by the way? How much does it suck that I'm an adult if I kill somebody, and not if I want a beer?

I was gaining weight very rapidly and read about the idea of restricting carbohydrates as an alternative to going hungry. I had a big appetite, so that was the only thing I would even consider.