Do you want me to pretend that you are the AI?

My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!

All his senses screamed in warning, the very air reeking of forbidden magic, but duty call him forward.

The mind ought sometimes to be diverted that it may return to better thinking.

To love yourself right now, just as you are, is to give yourself heaven. Don't wait until you die. If you wait, you die now. If you love, you live now.

Today there are opportunities that no one knows if they will come round again in the future.

The rinsed foam swirled into one drain that always clogged come October when the maples dropped Canadian propaganda over everything.

If I were blind, I'd wear a blindfold all the time.

I would hope that wherever Sheryl Crow, Paula Cole, and Fiona get played is where I'd be played. And right now that seems to be the modern Adult Contemporary market.

I will always think of myself as that girl that is 22 starting and really excited about everything and wanting to be amazing at everything. I always wanted to be the best stylist. That was it.

The painter puts brush to canvas, and the poet puts pen to paper. The poet has the easier task, for his pen does not alter his rhyme.