Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

Gratitude is the key to wealth and abundance, so learn to be grateful in all things.

One thing a death will do is make you reflect on how many kinds of love there are to be experienced in the world.

Romantic comedies are usually about when love works.

I went to the top of Vesuvius and looked in.

In your twenties, everything makes you crazy.

News reports stand up as people, and people wither into editorials. Clichés walk around on two legs while men are having theirs shot off.

I want to leave my country without leaving my home.

Even though a man may be unable to attain such a height of sanctity, he ought to desire it, so as to do at least in desire what he cannot carry out in effect.

No man is without his load of trouble.

Science fiction is not prescriptive; it is descriptive.