Do your job and do it right, life's a ball, TV tonight.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

God is using all of your experiences, both good and bad, to develop your character to match your calling.

Maturity, the way I understand it, is knowing what your limitations are.

I have very little patience with children.

Any social movement that seeks to benefit only its own members I think is a shallow movement and probably doomed to failure.

He that cannot possibly mend his own case will do what he can to impair another's.

He is not a true man of science who does not bring some sympathy to his studies, and expect to learn something by behaviour as well as application.

The way anything is developed is through practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice and more practice.

Take away a nation's heritage and they are more easily persuaded.

Money always has been something that has attracted itself to me.

One of my teachers used to call me Prince, because I always had a way of charming myself in and out of different situations.