Do your part to silence gossip - don't repeat it.

Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.

Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.

Doing nothing is very tough to do because you never know when you're finished. The upside is that from the moment you wake up in the morning, you're on the job.

I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important.

One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.

There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.

It doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places.

Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline.

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

You are message to the world make it motivating.

There are no failures. Just experiences.

Heaven gave to woman the peculiar grace To spin, to weep, and cully human race.

I do not remember the '70s, for who-knows-what-all reasons.

Privacy - like eating and breathing - is one of life's basic requirements.

How accidental our existences are, really, and how full of influence by circumstance.

My father moved through theys of we, singing each new leaf out of each tree, (and every child was sure that spring danced when she heard my father sing).

The industrial direction is sometimes too much. We should think more about fantasy.

You have not really learned a commandment until you have obeyed it. The Church suffers today from Christians who know volumes more than they practice.

A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes.