Do your thing, Ms. Lane. you might be criminally young, but the night is not.

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

I was one of those. I meddled with dark powers. Isummoned demons. I ate the entire little cheese, including the rind.

Too often the mentally ill are marginalized as people who just can’t pull up their socks. If only it were that simple.

No man of honor avoided what needed to be done, simply because it might not proceed in his favor.

If you have to be in a soap opera try not to get the worst role.

Most people are extras in their own movie.

To one man a stream is so much water-power, to another a rendezvous for lovers.

Don't chase success. Decide to make a difference and success will find you.

I don't write poetry for the New Yorker. My poems appear in the Nation, mostly.

People only give value to a thing if they have, at some point, been uncertain as to whether or not they'll get it.

The essential is to excite the spectators. If that means playing Hamlet on a flying trapeze or in an aquarium, you do it.