Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

You mean in the state?

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

We did have three go to the YMCA.

They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.

Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.

You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.

Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.

If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'

I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.

The HOLY of Holiness!

Mathematics has the inhuman quality of starlight, brilliant and sharp, but cold.

Kids called me 'Skeletor' as a kid because I was so skinny.

The preaching of Christ is the whip that flogs the devil. The preaching of Christ is the thunderbolt, the sound of which makes all hell shake.

If laughter is the best medicine, I promise to continue to make you laugh as my wife and I work together with the National Kidney Foundation to save lives.

The mercenary finished his coffee in a single gulp, It must have been piping hot, too. Boy, he was tough.

When a man is old enough to do wrong he should be old enough to do right also.

I know it’s been 15 years since the Bills made the playoffs. Well get ready, man, we’re going. We are going.

A man ceases to be a beginner in any given science and becomes a master in that science when he has learned that... he is going to be a beginner all his life.

Mileage makes champions