Does anything on you work properly?" Asked ter Borcht. "Well, I do have a highly developed sense of irony." Replied Iggy.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

If you believe all those who are urging you to give up are wrong, prove them wrong!

It is not you as the ego who moves through life, but that life flows before you, and you are the immutable awareness containing it all.

Successful teaching is not head-to-head

In the 60s, if you wanted to be an actor, you couldn't do just one thing.

It would not be worth your while to reach the age of seventy if all the wisdom of the world were to be foolishness before God.

To be deep in history, is to cease to be Protestant.

These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.

This is how the fire starts. This is how we burn.

Before Jersey Shore, I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs.

I missed my home - like the physicality of my home, I missed my friends and my family mostly and just hanging out and being in your home country - culturally it feels right and that is what I miss.