Does being a feminist mean that I believe that I'm as good as any man? Yes.

Guys usually know immediately that I'm high-maintenance.

I love a man who can wear my underwear.

This is my ultimate fantasy: watching QVC with a credit card while making love and eating at the same time.

They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.

You cannot always wait for the perfect time. Sometimes you must dare to jump.

When I'm out with my girlfriends at the bar, and I see some young 18-year old boy, just for fun I say, 'Hi honey. Do you like girls? Do you like girls exclusively? Oh, good.'

No one's ever happy with their position in Hollywood. You hear that from people you'd never dream would complain.

I wouldn't hunt a person down for food. But if he were already dead.

They wrote that I'd gained 30 pounds over the summer and lost it in a week because I was dating three guys at once!

Ethnic, cultural, artistic and culinary diversity. LA...a feast for the senses.

Some people are so impoverished all they have is gold.

I couldn't wait until I grew up. I used to look at my mom's stockings and put them on with her high heels and mess with my hair.

Dream up the kind of world you want to live in. Dream out loud.

And painful pleasure turns to pleasing pain.

We agreed to love each other madly.

They wear suits, that's why they are lazy. They are servants, they are supposed to serve us. You can't build an RDP house with a tie.

Humility mainly becometh the converse of man with his Maker.

Why, sir, there is every probability that you will soon be able to tax it! Said to William Gladstone, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, when he asked about the practical worth of electricity.

When I was a boy, the Sioux owned the world. The sun rose and set on their land; they sent ten thousand men to battle. Where are the warriors today? Who slew them? Where are our lands? Who owns them?

It is silly to call fat people "gravitationally challenged", a self-righteous fetishism of language which is no more than a symptom of political frustration.