Does breakfast in bed count as a morning workout?

It's better to oversleep and miss the boat than get up early and sink.

A rainy day is like a lovely gift -- you can sleep late and not feel guilty.

I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.

When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.

I think best in a hot bath, with my head tilted back and my feet up high.

You can't run from feelings, Charity. You have to face them. Otherwise your future will look just like your past.

A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!

I have lived my life in the slipstream of experience

Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.

Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.

No greater mistake can be made than to assume that newspapers are correct indices of public opinion.

I want my son to become Sachin Tendulkar.

Humankind's constant effort to fix its shortcomings is what drives human history.

The key to security is public information.

I couldn't stand back and watch the strong economy that my father envisioned go to ruins.

No general can fight his battles alone. He must depend upon his lieutenants, and his success depends upon his ability to select the right man for the right place.

If you make a treaty first with the United States and settle the matter of the opium trade, England cannot change this, though she should desire to do so.

I don’t like to be alone, but I do cherish the moments that I’m alone with a good book.

Wilhelm Steinitz was the first man to appreciate the inherent logic behind the game of chess.

When we make college more affordable, we make the American dream more achievable.