Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform?

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer.

Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf.

Second guessing a decision is a waste of time.

I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!

I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer.

Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now.

To be honest, I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice.

What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?

How many times have I told you, don't get caught by the bad guys!

Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.

Even the darkest cloud cannot obscure the brightest light.

People can cry much easier than they can change.

Self is that which dies...Spirit is that which lives...forever.

All problems begin when we start worrying what others think of us.

I've never watched an entire episode of 'American Idol'. It's too mean.

A dream is a vision, a goal is a promise. You can keep your promises to yourself by remaining flexible, focused, and committed.

Paradise for a happy man lies in his own good nature.

Anything you read can influence your work, so I try to read good stuff.

Stay consistent with your message and who you are.

If you know that whatever is made inevitable breaks down, you needn't seek too hard for achievement. If you know that all living beings inevitably die, you needn't work too hard on health lore.