Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?

Reality whistles a different tune underwater.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak.

The beet is the most intense of vegetables

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

It is better to be small, colorful, sexy, careless, and peaceful.

To achieve the impossible; it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.

We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.

The reason I have felt so empty, so lost at times, is because you were missing.

The rival ideologies of the left and right are both pining for the 50s. The only difference is that liberals want to work there, while conservatives want to go home there.

Try and inject into every commercial you make a touch of singularity; a bird that will hook on to the consumers mind

There is no shame in taking pride in achievements or position. But nobody gets to the top alone.

I'm really happy that it's in Russia. I've had a lot of success here. I had my first world championships here when I was younger so I am happy to do the Olympics here. I am really enjoying myself.

If you're doing something that people want, they'll find you.

I really fell in love with Africa.

Saying "I feel guilty" is a mere form of words. Saying "I feel ashamed" is not.

I never talk about things that don't matter. I never talk about things that are unimportant. I always talk about things that interest me.

I like young girls. Their stories are shorter.