Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for? ...We get lunch right? ...Can we get this thing going? I gotta meet my girlfriend for a martini.

Look at you walkin' out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did, what you think you fancy huh?!

What are you two doing flirting with this nerd? I told you, you are supposed to be in charge of the 50 dancing girls I had set up for Miz's celebration.

This is all yours, forever. It's all yours, forever!

We share a lot in common, attitude wise.

If he's walking around with the title, whose right and whose wrong? He's awesome. And I'm his protege, so what does that make me? That makes me awesome as well.

I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!

If he's the king, I'm the prince.

And if you're not buying my dinnner or you think you fancy, you're not getting a date with The Miz!

Welcome to Miz-fest 2010! It's all going A-Ry.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion.

Don’t put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!

The hardest memory of slavery that Rialla had to bear was not the lack of freedom

It's not my cause in life to be filthy rich. Being comfortable is enough.

Don't be afraid. There's the two of us now.

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause.

Education, however indispensable in a cultivated age, produces nothing on the side of genius. When education ends, genius often begins.

All of us with one voice call one God differently as Parmatma, Ishwara, Shiva, Vishnu, Rama, Allah, Khuda, Dada-Hormuzda, Jehova, God and an infinite variety of names.

After two years studying what rewrite men did with the facts I phoned them, I knew that journalism was essentially a task of stringing together seamlessly an endless series of cliches.

A man's heterosexuality will not put up with any homosexuality, and vice versa.

Secret fates Guide our states Both in mirth and mourning.