Does my new feminism make me look fat?

You are unique, and this is a beautiful, beautiful thing, grasshopper.

People aren't always what you want them to be

And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.

Free the snow globes!

It's always darkest before the ultimate sparkle.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

All things are possible.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I'm sorry, Gemma. But we can't live in the light all of the time. You have to take whatever light you can hold into the dark with you.

It is a giggle full of high spirits and merry mischief, proof that we never lose our girlish selves, no matter what sort of women we become.

Truth is a Person

Being comfortable is over-rated.

It is a responsibility we perceive from the entire international community to protect the stability of the single currency as well as the European frame work.

the personality of St. John's, Newfoundland, hits you like a smack in the face with a dried cod, enthusiastically administered by its citizenry.

Buddhist practice is the grounding for this work, this life, this way.

Middle age, my boy. No memory at all.

I actually wrote my first zombie book way before I got the job on 'Saturday Night Live.

Haters, I'm not your enemy I'm your hero. Cheer up, you should be happy I'm here

Let's run through the various ways they're trying to marginalize the Green Party and even the Libertarian Party. One way is to keep you off the mass media.

Suppress prostitution, and capricious lusts will overthrow society.