Does one really have to fretAbout enlightenment?No matter what road I travel, I’m going home.

A friend told me that one day he and I would be rich and famous. I told him that I'd trade my half of the fame, for his half of the money.

A murderer is a killer without a uniform.

Home is not where you live but where they understand you.

Learning in the arts requires the ability and a willingness to surrender to the unanticipated possibilities of the work as it unfolds.

When kids my age were picking up toy cars, I used to buy toy guns.

Kill us today or you'll have to kill us tomorrow.

Tough break today. Looks like I gotta go back and rememorize a couple hundred pages of the usga rules book!

I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am.

Happiness is no other than soundness and perfection of mind.

Too much ice is really bad for polar bears.