Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain?

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

Surrender is not an option, keep trying is the answer.

When people come together and discuss their differences based on life issues that are shared, it brings about successful changes.

If you’re looking for that one person who can change your life, take a look in the mirror.

To broaden your thinking, you have to expand the scope of your mind and imagination

Even if it's a little thing do something for those who have need of help something for which you get no pay but the privilege of doing it.

When I first went on the stage I was 17 and under the legal age for performers.

Boxing is drama on its grandest scale.

The children with the streamlets sing, When April stops at last her weeping; And every happy growing thing Laughs like a babe just roused from sleeping.

Twitter taught me how to become better at writing jokes because it forces you to chip away at all the extraneous words.

I loved Carl Perkins, Jerry lee Lewis... not only were they personal friends.