Does the tounge hanging out help his balance?

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!

I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.

I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

The man with toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.The poverty stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man.

Where is the true religion? It is where women, men, youth, children, elderly, the illiterate and the educated are all attracted.

I have discovered that my interest in my dear pupil, Mabel, has ripened into a far deeper feeling than that of mere friendship. In fact, I know that I have learned to love her very sincerely.

I think it's OK to talk about your military service, but there's a fine line between, you know, too much and just about right.

I just thought that it was magical having to glide across the ice.

Information is the manager's main tool, indeed the manager's capital, and it is he who must decide what information he needs and how to use it.

Sin is not wrong doing, it is wrong BEING, deliberate and emphatic independence of God.

I think "punk" should really be defined as paving your own way creatively and by defying any sort of orthodoxy or commercial pressure.

Every employee can affect your company's brand, not just the front-line employees that are paid to talk to your customers.

My job makes me travel a lot and too often I'm away from my children, but I don't ever stop being a mom inside my head and my heart. There is no higher love than that.