Doesn't the expansiveness of this make you think of the good Lord? Except we know the ocean ends while He goes on forever.

Wisdom ain't a virtue I ever aspired to.

Never expect anything without being prepared to give.

The divine right of husbands, like the divine right of kings, may, it is hoped, in this enlightened age, be contested without danger.

I'm a fun song maker. I love to make people smile. I also love to see them big, burly dudes crying because their wives' song is 'Die a Happy Man.'

The people on Quintuplets were great, but I wasn't a producer on that show, and it wasn't exactly my taste.

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

The trouble with real life is, there's no reset button.

Composers combine notes, that's all.

The job of a storyteller is to tell stories, and I have concentrated on that obligation.

If someone says that they saw a Sasquatch, they're either lying or they are stupid! Now stop lying about the Jewpacabra before stupid people start believing you!