Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

God is the Creator of all dreams.

When it comes down to it, glam rock was all very amusing. At the time, it was funny, then a few years later it became sort of serious-looking and a bit foreboding.

To know how to disguise is the knowledge of kings.

Everybody's entitled to their own experience.

Business is a marathon, and most of society thinks it's a sprint.

My faith protects me. My Kevlar helps.

I came from a different mind-set growing up, and my mind has changed.

I was out in the combat engineers. We would throw up bridges in advance of the infantry but mainly we would just throw up.

Even when I was at CIA, I'd go to visit foreign leaders and I'd say, 'You know, I'm not a diplomat. I'm just an old CIA guy'... I said, 'If I wanted to be diplomatic, I'd have been a diplomat.'

Love begets love, love knows no rules, this is same for all.