Dogma is a lie reiterated and authoritatively injected into the mind of one or more persons who believe that they believe what someone else believes.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you'll make one.

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

Lyall's face went deadpan as he relayed the details, as those who are tortured or raped will become when they retell the pattern of abuse

Though my eyes cannot see beyond what I can see, I can see beyond what I cannot see

First you take a drink then the drink takes a drink then the drink takes you.

Prayer changes things? No! Prayer changes people, and people change things.

We won with everything! We won with women! I love the women! We won with evangelicals. Like, unbelievable.

A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of tables, and wake Mommy before noon.

Don't look for an unshakable rock to stand on; there ain't any! Rather, learn how to stand still on a shaking rock!

What we usually call human evolution is the awakening of the divine nature within us.

He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him.

My greatest hope was to get discovered as a comedian and get on a sitcom.